Old People Don’t Care About Climate Change

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I'm actress, and notable famous person Cloris Leachman, and I gotta say, it feels wonderful not caring about climate change. I don't have to care about climate change. I don't have to care either. Me neither. You know why I don't have to care? Because I'll be dead silly. Because I'll be dead shithead. I'll be long gone. I don't care, I'll be dead by then. Worry about climate change? That's an after I'm dead problem. I still have, while I'm alive problems, Ed: like finding comfortable shoes. Like driving under the speed limit. Like stealing silverware, and getting enough fiber. See this hair? I don't have to care about climate change. I'm going to be dead right? [Bleep] it! Ask me about climate change is like asking me what I want to be when I grow up.

Back in my day we didn't have climate change. We had cold, and we liked it. My grandkids are spoiled anyway. They could use a little hardship. Lil' bastards. Ooh, the big bad ocean is going to rise up and swallow half of Florida. Good. Takes care of our country's Florida problem. ♪ [music] ♪ I don't give a [Bleep]. .

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