Transformers G1 funny spoof Satire

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[soundwave]"transformers" Give up human's your is now planet ours Not so fast Megatron Autobots assemble (sound: engine cranking, not starting though) (engine cranking trying to start) (engine cranking trying to start) [Optimus]"Oh crap!" Come on don't be empty [Optimus]Argh! this is embarrassing, I I I'm outta fuel, uhhh can, can we have a time out? Hahahha, hahahah, hahahahah I told yah we shouldve stopped for gas It's not my fault bumblebee and my empty light never came on Now if someone can lend me some gas then we can resume fighting [Megatron]Bwahahhahhaha, [other decepticon] hahahahah Gee thanks jerks, Autobots I require a service station Uh who can tow me? Really? no tow trucks? We have five sports cars a boombox and a dinosaur We have five sports cars a boombox and a dinosaur But not a single tow truck! [hybridbot](gay voice) "you know, tss, this never happens to me," An autobot prius maximus???? If you were a hybrid rollin on an environmentally friendly electric engine you would always have a back up plan Optimus prime, do you have a backup plan? [Optimus] Yes! AAA!, who has a cell phone? [optimus] Oh for the love of Voltron, someone find me a human! This is actually a great life lesson for you Optimus.

Hybrids also let you sleep better at night know that your driving the most fuel efficient car in the universe… [hybrid](gay voice) "this is actually a great life lesson for you Optimus, hybrids also let u sleep & let you know your driving the most fuel efficient car in the universe…." [Optimus] "Argh, sometimes i wish they never gave me that nobel prize prius" Six dollars a gallon!!!!! Autobots! uhhhh lets uh drive around a bit… there should be a cheaper off brand gas station near by or at least an Arco. [hybrid]" look the decepticons are laying waste to the city, the way americans are wasting precious natural resources" [optimus]" eeeh yah, Autobots!, new plan lets sifon whatever the hippie lovebug has left in his tank!" Ouch, hold [optimus] drinks fuel"thanks, now we can join the decepticonws and destroy the city, screw the humans!" what? but i though you were the good transformers here to save us? [optimus] "Not a six dollars a gallon!".

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